Total Medals Earned: 251 (From 69 different games.) Total Medal Score: 4,320 Points
Medals Earned: 10/32 (190/500 points)
Whoops! I hope you like wrinkles!
Daredevil ain't got nothin' on you.
Death snagged you so young!
Rambo is quite the prankster!
He hid for two hours you selfish jerk!
Imma firin mah lazor!!!
A classic for bidding!
You're a flying transgender mutant! SUCCESS!!!!!
"Dr. Who" They name you, "His life, so bizarre."
You shake hands with the Almighty himself!
TFey and ABee come 2 save the Dee!
Because bragging gets you nowhere.
Oprah, Ellen, and Maury!? You lucky sonovagun!
Yogurt.
Check out any of the external links
Backstabbing yourself, low blow man.
Time paid life's bill.
Obeezy likes basketball, whoda thunk it?
Science is bad, M'kay?
But you ain't messing with no broke.. nibroke ;)
Your sister figures out love the hard way.
A WILD CatFight ensues!
This was hilarious to animate :)
Everything dies and it's all your fault.
No dead bunnies or kittens... for now.
Obviously she's a keeper!
Like OMG, Totes jelly.
Keep Rollin Rollin Rollin Rollin WHAT
You pissed off Dr. Phil. Gj bro.
If I weren't legally obliged, I'd go nude too.
You become Saint Awesome!
You found all 29 different endings!
Medals Earned: 1/4 (25/250 points)
Kill 150 or more of those buggers in the preloader game.
Go to the Show Appreciation link. Click the blue birdie. Press 'update'. Thanks.
Meaning it's now time for the level editor, level playlist, unlockables, highscores... NO WAIT COME BACK.
Unlock everything. You see what I did there with this Medal's title? Lol.
Medals Earned: 3/14 (20/425 points)
Get a game over.
Pause the game.
Destroy an enemy by deflecting a projectile at it.
Play a custom game with only jets.
Get a 20+ combo.
Squish a pedestrian by pushing tank over it.
Regenerate a total of 10 health bars over the game.
Survive 10 minutes in Custom Mode with all units set at maximum intensity.
Kill 10 enemies with the zeppelin's laser.
Get a score of 10,000 in Grenade Juggler.
Beat story mode.
Survive 5 minutes on Missile Crisis.
Get a score of 100 in Pancake Factory.
Beat story mode on hard.
Medals Earned: 1/3 (50/150 points)
Find the hidden item in Felix's Hideout
Find the hidden item in The Infected Waterway
Find the hidden item in Mama's Nest
Medals Earned: 4/7 (25/105 points)
First page found
He See You
Third page
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Sixth page
8 pages collected
Medals Earned: 2/7 (15/120 points)
Shoot to Slender
Your face is better now
Found your weapon
Only 4 times more
Kill Slender
Use only 8 bullets to kill Slender
Medals Earned: 4/14 (25/290 points)
Cut Off a Conversation
A Nice Center Smash
Far Right Smoosh
You Obey the Rule of Three for Big Yucks!
Ten Crush-Hugs
Five Love Taps
Far Left Hit
Fifteen Gory Love Lunges
20 Hits in Survival
Perfect Score in Story Mode
21 Spikey Embraces
30 Hits in Survival
40 Hits in Survival
50 Hits in Survival
Medals Earned: 4/11 (155/435 points)
I TOLD you dog!
Win the aggressive way
Win the epic way
Win the undetected way
I did it on purpose...
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Lose 6 points
Fail 55 times
Watch all 40 unique fails
You know you want this medal
Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/365 points)
Reach first checkpoint
Collect 10 coins
Reach first half of all checkpoints
Collect 20 coins
Reach all checkpoints
Collect half of all coins
Collect all coins
Reach all checkpoints in a single run
Medals Earned: 4/18 (20/500 points)
Earn 6 achievements.
Kill 5 enemies.
Earn 1 achievement.
Kill 30 enemies.
Kill 125 enemies.
Earn 40 achievements.
Earn 25 achievements.
Earn 16 achievements.
Earn 65 achievements. That's half of the total 130 achievements.
Kill 550 enemies.
Kill 1,900 enemies.
Earn 80 achievements.
Kill 1,125 enemies.
Kill 11,000 enemies.
Earn 110 achievements.
Kill 4,000 enemies.
Kill 60,000 enemies.
Earn all 130 achievements. Must've taken you a while, huh?
